Oh those quizzes

I have to say doing these buzzfeed quizzes this past month has been truly eye opening. I've learned that if I was a classic rock band it would be the Rolling Stones though it wasn't specific during which period. ( I am just glad it wasn't The Eagles or Pink Floyd ).  If I was a classic old school wrestler it would be Brett Hart which makes sense since we both have lovely hair and are from up north. I should be living in Barcelona which is funny because I had an ancestor who was a Barcelona "Lady of the evening". I should also be living in Massachusetts or Wyoming depends which question I changed. I should of gone to Duke which I find ironic for so so many reasons. If I was a muppet it turned out I was not Animal which is truly shocking, but Iam Crazy Harry the pyromaniac ( please mom don't say a word). If I was an XMAN I would be storm, which again makes sense again because we both have great hair. If I was an empire it would be the Spanish Empire.  If I was a member of the avengers I would be Marie Hill. If I was a dog I would be a Great Dane which is how a women described me once, but only in puppy form. I shouldn't be in the arts but I should be a pro athlete or a coach. Of course the big one that wasn't surprising is that if I was a president, I would be that fun loving secret muslim,communist and Fascist Barack Hussain Obama , which totally makes sense. I mean we're both not exactly white, both have father issues, both were raised by tough ladies and we both have the same haircut. 

I guess since our overlord Big Mark Z has helped answer all of the big questions I don't have to waste money on that Camus book. Maybe I'll stop posting to FB and just post to my blog? Screw it I'll do what every guy does and spend my time watching porn and movie trailers.