Griffey

Ken Griffey jr sliding into home
Making the new York Yankee moan
Making little Donnie baseball cry
All of us yelling my oh my
Hitting home runs off the rocket
Have to dunk your head in a bucket
Smiling like the king of the land
Watch it sweet Lou he has a plan
Look out ladies he's the man
Ken Griffey jr a righteous man
He leaps in the air and grabs fly balls
Ump better not make an awful call
Kids are screaming at north gate mall
His home runs are super tall

Griffey and Edgar don't have a care
They're home runs are super rare
The 95 mariners are on a tear
Make griffey Seattle's mayor
He ain't taken roids like a cheat
All you cheaters are dead meat
Please come kiss griffeys feet
All ya cheaters just got beat

Griffey is better then Willie Mayes
Griffey will be remembered for a billion days
Griffeys going to save Louis lane
Griffeys more fly then Kwai Caine
Griffeys going to own the hall of fame
He's a ronin warrior with his bat
Pimping around in a backwards hat
Making big pitchers go splat
He's tougher then a subway rat
Slamming home runs like their fish in a barrel
Making us all scream like where Pete Carroll

Griffeys now old like a grampa
Griffey Can't play like a ninja
Is Griffey asleep like a panda
Whatever happened to the masta
Never did what we hoped he would
He didnt try everything he could
Quit your bitchin you little mole
Da man saved Seattle baseball
Griffeys always a legend in my heart
Even when iam an old fart
He ruined me for other teams
Now iam drinking a bottle of beam
Griffey will always be king
Even if he never got a ring